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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Busted
So today I get an email from a field manager:

"I am sure you are going to kill me. When I got home yesterday and unloaded my bags I went to turn on my computer and the screen is cracked. I am not sure what happened. It was in the computer bag. The only thing I can think of is that my suitcase fell on it."

I give her a call, and she reiterates the email to me over the phone, again stating, "I don't know what happened. I can't think of any other way it could have broken..."

I hear a tiny voice quip in the background on her end of the line:

"Remember, Mom? You dropped it."

BUSTED.
 
posted by isadanceaholic at Wednesday, July 30, 2008 | Permalink | 1 comments
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
I Didn't Recognize the Footwork
So funny I just had to repost it.
Originally posted on StrictlyWestie.com:

Guy at bar: "Is that West Coast you are doing?"
K: "Yes."
Guy: "Oh, cuz I know West Coast Swing really well."
K: "Uhh... it's the same thing."
Guy: "Maybe because I haven't seen it to this kind of music, I didn't recognize the footwork."
 
posted by isadanceaholic at Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | Permalink | 0 comments
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
When Are You Going To Play THAT?
So I'm DJ'ing tonight at Ciao Bella, and I'm halfway through my set. This older (white) couple comes up to the booth, clearly annoyed about my music...

Husband: "So, when are you going to play the funky music?"
Me: "Uh, I have been...?"
Wife: "Oh no dear, we're used to what they play in the BLACK clubs. When are you going to play that?"

..... Um, Ma'am? I've played Ne-Yo, Timbaland, Estelle, and Trick Daddy since I've been here. What exactly do you mean by 'funky'?
 
posted by isadanceaholic at Tuesday, July 08, 2008 | Permalink | 2 comments