So in case you didn't hear, last weekend someone walked off with ALL of my makeup. The good stuff. Like $500 worth.

(I still hope their face melts off)

Today I got a surprise in the mail. It was one of those Macy's Secret Surprise Gift Cards for Platinum cardholders. You have to take it into a Macy's and have them scan it to see how much the card is worth.

So into Macy's I go and hand my card to the service rep. She scans it and just looks at me.

"Wow, I've never seen this happen in real life before. Your card is worth $500"

"Excuse me?"

"You just won $500! Holy crap girls look at this!"

"...... Do you have a Mac Makeup counter?"

I now have 100% replenished my makeup supply and brush collection. BOOYA.

Oh, and on Dad's recommendation, I bought a Lotto ticket.