Now, I'm not a big fan of dancing with just any guy in dance clubs. Most guys at clubs like these just plain can't dance. They think that doing their best imitation of Woody Woodpecker on my leg is "dancing." Once in a great while I'll find myself a little gem, who can take dancing to the next level and really put on a show.... but alas this story has nothing to do with the good ones....
The following encounter was NOT with a "gem"....
This guy decides to ask me to dance, and I casually say "sure" as I shoot my friends a sidelong "why not?" glance. I follow him out to the dance floor Suddenly, this dude starts "dancing"....
Folks, I kid you not, it was EXACTLY LIKE THIS:
He was thrusting his pelvis against me so hard, and so fast, that he would bounce himself off me with the force of it. I was completely baffled, shocked, and immediately grossed out.
I froze, with a look of utter "WHAT THE HELL" written across my face.
My friends spotted me and just about died laughing. That was about two seconds before I escorted myself off the floor, barely able to contain myself. Needless to say, Shorty didn't show his face near me again ^_^
Guys, please, for the love of God... if you're going to go club dancing, learn to club dance!!
