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Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Iraq: The New Holding Pen for Stupid People?
I love politicians and their moronically uneducated statement blunders. First there was Al Gore claiming he invented the Internet. And now one of the best chances we had at replacing Bush with something bearing a slightly better resemblance to a human being is suffering from chronic diarrhea of the mouth:

"You know our education, if you make the most of it, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well," Kerry said at the Angelides rally held at Pasadena City College. "If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Never mind the ROTC people who work their butts off for their four-year degrees (often with Honors College brags attached) and get shipped off to Iraq regardless....



Sweet. Way to give your opponents ammunition with a big red bow on top. And to think that political parties spend an average of $160 MILLION on negative political television ads in any given voting season...

You know Mr. Kerry... If you give me $20,000 I'll vote for you with no questions or misgivings. Considering *MAYBE* 5,000 people might be swayed by something they see in a negative political television ad, you're pretty much better off paying people like me directly to vote for you (as opposed to convincing them to vote for you by trash talking your enemies). It is a short-but-sweet transaction with no uncertainties. A single check will get you one big check mart from me.

Trust me, you're going to need voters like me... because after your latest statement you can bet your arse that your opponents will be coming out with a TV ad within the next 15 minutes. It won't take much content to make it convincing either.

Cha-ching!!
 
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8 Comments:


  • At Tuesday, October 31, 2006 3:57:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

    I don't think anyone needs an attack add after a quote like that. It would be hard to slam him much better than he did by himself ;)

     
  • At Tuesday, October 31, 2006 6:35:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Is this backpedaling, or an explanation for an honest screw up?
    ==================
    Sen Kerry said:
    “My statement yesterday was a botched joke about the president,”

    Kerry aides said that the prepared speech talked about how a student who didn’t do well in school could end up setting the kind of top-level government policy that has gotten the U.S. “stuck in Iraq,” intended as a reference to President Bush.

    “if anyone thinks a veteran would criticize the more than 140,000 heroes serving in Iraq and not the president who got us stuck there, they are crazy.

    “The people who owe our troops an apology are George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, who misled America into war and have given us a … foreign policy that has betrayed our ideals, killed and maimed our soldiers, and widened the terrorist threat instead of defeating it,” Kerry said.

     
  • At Tuesday, October 31, 2006 6:36:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Here is the clip
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLuMWiQ6r2o

    click here

     
  • At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 3:21:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Still, it doesn't say much for the guy that he misread his teleprompter.

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 8:03:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Insulting Our Troops, and Our Intelligence

    The New York Times
    By THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN

    George Bush, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld think you’re stupid. Yes, they do.

    They think they can take a mangled quip about President Bush and Iraq by John Kerry — a man who is not even running for office but who, unlike Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney, never ran away from combat service — and get you to vote against all Democrats in this election.

    Every time you hear Mr. Bush or Mr. Cheney lash out against Mr. Kerry, I hope you will say to yourself, “They must think I’m stupid.” Because they surely do.

    They think that they can get you to overlook all of the Bush team’s real and deadly insults to the U.S. military over the past six years by hyping and exaggerating Mr. Kerry’s mangled gibe at the president.

    What could possibly be more injurious and insulting to the U.S. military than to send it into combat in Iraq without enough men — to launch an invasion of a foreign country not by the Powell Doctrine of overwhelming force, but by the Rumsfeld Doctrine of just enough troops to lose? What could be a bigger insult than that?

    What could possibly be more injurious and insulting to our men and women in uniform than sending them off to war without the proper equipment, so that some soldiers in the field were left to buy their own body armor and to retrofit their own jeeps with scrap metal so that roadside bombs in Iraq would only maim them for life and not kill them? And what could be more injurious and insulting than Don Rumsfeld’s response to criticism that he sent our troops off in haste and unprepared: Hey, you go to war with the army you’ve got — get over it.

    What could possibly be more injurious and insulting to our men and women in uniform than to send them off to war in Iraq without any coherent postwar plan for political reconstruction there, so that the U.S. military has had to assume not only security responsibilities for all of Iraq but the political rebuilding as well? The Bush team has created a veritable library of military histories — from “Cobra II” to “Fiasco” to “State of Denial” — all of which contain the same damning conclusion offered by the very soldiers and officers who fought this war: This administration never had a plan for the morning after, and we’ve been making it up — and paying the price — ever since.

    And what could possibly be more injurious and insulting to our men and women in Iraq than to send them off to war and then go out and finance the very people they’re fighting against with our gluttonous consumption of oil? Sure, George Bush told us we’re addicted to oil, but he has not done one single significant thing — demanded higher mileage standards from Detroit, imposed a gasoline tax or even used the bully pulpit of the White House to drive conservation — to end that addiction. So we continue to finance the U.S. military with our tax dollars, while we finance Iran, Syria, Wahhabi mosques and Al Qaeda madrassas with our energy purchases.

    Everyone says that Karl Rove is a genius. Yeah, right. So are cigarette companies. They get you to buy cigarettes even though we know they cause cancer. That is the kind of genius Karl Rove is. He is not a man who has designed a strategy to reunite our country around an agenda of renewal for the 21st century — to bring out the best in us. His “genius” is taking some irrelevant aside by John Kerry and twisting it to bring out the worst in us, so you will ignore the mess that the Bush team has visited on this country.

    And Karl Rove has succeeded at that in the past because he was sure that he could sell just enough Bush cigarettes, even though people knew they caused cancer. Please, please, for our country’s health, prove him wrong this time.

    Let Karl know that you’re not stupid. Let him know that you know that the most patriotic thing to do in this election is to vote against an administration that has — through sheer incompetence — brought us to a point in Iraq that was not inevitable but is now unwinnable.

    Let Karl know that you think this is a critical election, because you know as a citizen that if the Bush team can behave with the level of deadly incompetence it has exhibited in Iraq — and then get away with it by holding on to the House and the Senate — it means our country has become a banana republic. It means our democracy is in tatters because it is so gerrymandered, so polluted by money, and so divided by professional political hacks that we can no longer hold the ruling party to account.

    It means we’re as stupid as Karl thinks we are.

    I, for one, don’t think we’re that stupid. Next Tuesday we’ll see.

     
  • At Saturday, November 04, 2006 8:16:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Here is Kerry's explanation of his comments.

    He makes a good point, that the loudest people criticizing him have never worn the uniform of the US Military: Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, Limbaugh.

    The speech is 9 minutes long, so it doesn't play well as a sound byte, but I think he does a convincing job of explaining himself.

     
  • At Wednesday, November 08, 2006 4:02:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Given Kerry's history of military service and his history of needling the president at pretty much every opportunity I think it is very likely that he he misspoke.

    And for the record it was a stump speech at a college for Angelides, no teleprompter used.

     
  • At Thursday, November 30, 2006 4:42:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Wow I want to slap Kerry in the throat...not face for that is far too painless, however the throat gets the whole I can’t breathe thing going which is the point of a throat slap I suppose. Even if it where supposed to be a joke he still said it and "botched" or not that was/is an insult to several of my friends out there as well as my girlfriend's older brother. Once again I'm going to throat slap Kerry if I ever meet him.

     
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