So I'm DJ'ing tonight at Ciao Bella, and I'm halfway through my set. This older (white) couple comes up to the booth, clearly annoyed about my music...

Husband: "So, when are you going to play the funky music?"
Me: "Uh, I have been...?"
Wife: "Oh no dear, we're used to what they play in the BLACK clubs. When are you going to play that?"

..... Um, Ma'am? I've played Ne-Yo, Timbaland, Estelle, and Trick Daddy since I've been here. What exactly do you mean by 'funky'?