Let's take a little lesson from the "Things Not To Do While Working" scrapbook:

1. Surf sites that cause trojans and viruses to infect your company-owned computer.
2. Claim that you personally ran your Symantec virus scan on your company-owned computer when all you did was type an email to the company tech and myself SAYING that you did so while sitting on your butt and NOT running the scan. Which probably would have eradicated the virus and saved you from the following embarrassments:
3. Pack your laptop in a shipping box using empty file folder boxes as padding when shipping the laptop back from Florida to California for repair.
4. Forget to delete your porn collection before sending said company-owned laptop in for repair.
5. Conveniently name your porn collection folder "SEX" for easy identification.