For my lunch break today, I decided to take a trip over to Cost Plus to buy some goodies for the gift baskets I'm putting together for Christmas presents. Little did I know...
I was chatting with my dad on the phone and wandering the aisles when I spied the product.
"Oh my god, Dad. You will NOT believe what is on the label of this can in front of me! It's a dick!!"
People in the store stop to stare. Oops. Did I just say that out loud?
No joke:
What will they come up with next?!?!? No wonder I'm having a hard time finding a man! They're canning all their wienies!
Goodness. It sound like a form of birth control.
"Don't want spotted dick?? Us either!! Try the new and improved sponge contraceptive pudding!! In 4 new and exciting delicious flavors!!"
Hey.
I'd buy it.
xoxo
Rebeznez